Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
by Robocoppa January 17, 2006
by Masn November 08, 2007
Is when you go days without the internet, and you start to feel bad/withdraw, because you don't have access to your Facebook, YouTube, or any other site that you frequent. It's commonly cause by a drop of service by an ISP.
Verizon is doing diagnostics on their internet in the Katie's area, they had to take the internet down for a day or two, now Katie is going through Internet Withdrawal.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 16, 2010
by poo faced April 25, 2005
by Amos Nusheg February 20, 2008
Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.
37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
by Kahai October 20, 2008
Internet Bitches have been around since the internet has been a normal at home technology. They are bitches that hate their lives and usually join subcultures such as Goths, Punks, and other bitchy groups. They are to afraid to raise their voice at school to those who they hate. So they go on the internet and bitch to other internet bitches, who in turn read each others complaints. Internet Bitches are essentially wusses who believe that raising their voice over the internet and crying with other Internet Bitches is an act of bravery. Internet Bitches often think themselves smarter, or greater than the people the complain about.
"Dear Blog,
Today some asshole wiggers were making fun of me, I was about to say something, but realized that I was late for my chatroom meeting with my internet friends"
See internet,bitch, goth, punk
a perfect example of an Internet Bitch is actually a person from my school, though i don't know who it is. Springfield Township High School In this definition they whine and complain because no one likes them.
Today some asshole wiggers were making fun of me, I was about to say something, but realized that I was late for my chatroom meeting with my internet friends"
See internet,bitch, goth, punk
a perfect example of an Internet Bitch is actually a person from my school, though i don't know who it is. Springfield Township High School In this definition they whine and complain because no one likes them.
by anon March 10, 2005