one with shrek

someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god

I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018

Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

by alburyaustralia October 25, 2016

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 14, 2019

One Chip

Tortilla chips (more than 3) stuck together after being fried often found in a bowl of chips at a Mexican restaurant. Eaten as one chip with a loud crunch.

I really should watch how many chips I eat but this counts as one chip.

by Manhattan on the rocks December 05, 2019

One-T

Short for One Timer-An Ice Hockey term for a shot immediately after a pass.

Coach: Johnny, you've got to improve your one-t or you'll go to 4th line

by Faygs06 August 19, 2017

One Day

Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.

Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"

by Curro OG's June 16, 2023

Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop November 21, 2017