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Water Roulette

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.
Let’s play Water Roulette lads.
by Water Roulette June 14, 2023
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Water-wipe

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
by Proe24 February 13, 2010
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Sparkling Water

Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.
Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.
by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022
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Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.
Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
mugGet the Diet Watermug.

mouth watering

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.
by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017
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It's just water

A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.
John spills his Coke on the carpet.

Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"

John: "It's just water."
by Water Watcher October 23, 2011
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flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.
I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.
by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016
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