Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.

“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”

by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022

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Shadow Dance

Shadow Dance is basically in the name, you could be behind something and your man on the other side while he sees your shadow and your dancing, very sexy indeed when the lights are a different color.

Dude she did a shadow dance and it was soooo hot! 😍😩

by studd3dbr4inz August 16, 2022

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Shadow

1) Someone who appears behind you without being heard

2) Someone who is like a ninja

1) Bob is called a shadow because of how he sneaks up on people

2) Alice appears and disappears like a shadow

by FailboatsCursedSoldier414 October 3, 2022

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I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

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