In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused

Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.

by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022

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masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.

If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven

by Stupid rich April 17, 2017

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Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.

My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet

by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022

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closet chad

A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.

"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."

by karminova May 21, 2018

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closet wild

A person who is in fact wild but not willing to admit to it

Morgan is closet wild

by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018

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Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018

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