idiot cluster 

A group of idiots. Generally speaking, most committees are idiot clusters.

Then the IT idiot cluster decided that would be too much work for them i.e. 5 minutes more per year, so they made everyone's life worse.

idiot cluster by ReggieTheRobot February 9, 2010

idiot panel 

A flat-screen television. This does not include rear-projection TVs; they fall under the heading idiot box.

Jim: Yo, where's Marcel?
Ed: Probably chillin' in front of the idiot panel.

idiot panel by Ketsuban May 7, 2011

idiot fee 

An accidental contribution made to the general public when you realize you did something stupid.

Hungover Girl: I'm so mad. I left my wallet sit on the bar for like 20 minutes last and when I went back for it I was missing $40.

Sober Roommate: Well the good news is that you got your annual idiot fee out of the way early this year!

idiot fee by E4member May 14, 2012

Idiot hole 

A steep trail down the side of a sand dune which dead ends at the bottom leaving the only exit the same entrance just used.

Did you try to climb that idiot hole?

Idiot hole by OUAT777 December 16, 2014

idiot layer 

In technology or telecommunications companies, the first level of technical support. Called idiots because they typically have no idea how things work and are just reading off a script.

Called Comcast because my DVR wouldn't power on. Their idiot layer said I needed to reboot it.

idiot layer by j-lingo January 8, 2015

idiot hipster 

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

idiot hipster by K Joyce January 5, 2016

idiot machine 

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

idiot machine by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018