Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!
by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!
Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!
Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!
by BoahGee December 11, 2022

guy: wana see some memes?
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!
by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

When a leprechaun fucks a fairy and they shit sparkles out their ass During the process And the leprechaun has a shit dick
by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 23, 2019

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.
Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔
by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023

When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.
Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.
by ProtonFire May 12, 2020

A feeling felt by sex averse asexuals, being the closest they can feel to being horny. Usually manifests in ways such as suddenly feeling more appreciative of your friends and feeling the urge to show some sort of platonic affection, be it verbal or physical
"Alright I'm ace horny again, you know what that means. Who wants hugs, cuz I wanna hug everyone in this room right now, bring it in."
by anonymous September 5, 2021
