Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.
Rachel is my mashin’ ho.
This party is full of mashin’ hos.
Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
This party is full of mashin’ hos.
Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
A woman who is so aesthetically heinous that she resembles Freddy Kruger. She instills fear in those who are unfortunate enough to gaze upon her fugliness.
Jared-"Damn son! Did you see that wildebeast of a woman?"
Morpheus-"Yea, she was a Kruger Ho for sure"
Morpheus-"Yea, she was a Kruger Ho for sure"
by d mite November 03, 2007
by jakkstr October 15, 2013
once 2 people of opposite gender converge on a single point, a new person (usually female, but sometimes male) will join the room, and thus the balance tipped. With this new change in gender, more of the dominant gender flock, trying to get the attention of the lone male (or female)
Once there's a 3 - 5 to 1 ratio, another male will join, and thus the ho effect has hit full circle.
Once there's a 3 - 5 to 1 ratio, another male will join, and thus the ho effect has hit full circle.
Stage 1:Guy 1 & Girl 1 hang out at the mall.
Stage 2:Girl 2 joins them.
Stage 3:Girl 3 sees that girl 1 & 2 are getting all the attention from guy 1, and joins their group.
Final Stage:Guy 2 sees guy 1 hogging all the attention, and joins to steal some girls for himself.
Thus the Ho Effect
Stage 2:Girl 2 joins them.
Stage 3:Girl 3 sees that girl 1 & 2 are getting all the attention from guy 1, and joins their group.
Final Stage:Guy 2 sees guy 1 hogging all the attention, and joins to steal some girls for himself.
Thus the Ho Effect
by XDogg Strafe March 24, 2009
by Skankopottumus 101 January 02, 2011
When you are in the lifestyle of trading sexual favor for monetary gains.
Any person that’s in it (the game strictly for the Money. Anna Nicole Smith portrays the higher end of this in her ultimate trophy wife marriage. You thivk a wife can’t be a ho? Sure she can when she’s in it for the money. Also refers to the life style of the common street walker, escort, Hooker. Can be used to indicate sex for money lifestyle of any gender
Any person that’s in it (the game strictly for the Money. Anna Nicole Smith portrays the higher end of this in her ultimate trophy wife marriage. You thivk a wife can’t be a ho? Sure she can when she’s in it for the money. Also refers to the life style of the common street walker, escort, Hooker. Can be used to indicate sex for money lifestyle of any gender
by Ohexaultedone October 29, 2017
A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)
Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
by @theosus September 10, 2009