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Mankitsu Happening

A Marxist analysis of a library, in which using dialectics, it is concluded that the best way to relieve contradictions amongst a new proletariat worker and a petite bourgeois big-booba boss (stress and a sexual zeitgeist) is to perform a little old Aufhebung (steamy fucking!!!!)
Person 1: "My thirst of knowledge was so strong yesterday. So strong in fact that I couldn't help but watch a bit of Mankitsu Happening."
Person 2: "Revisionist trotskyite."
by AgainstTransHate June 24, 2024
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qhars happeniing

when someone misspells "what's happening"
*long conversation in a group chat

*opens the app and sees a few hundred unread

"qhars happeniing"
by techflier September 2, 2024
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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole
I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING
by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025
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New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one
yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull
by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026
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Not Happening Fallacy

A cognitive and rhetorical failure where the sheer scale, complexity, or existential dread of a looming crisis (like climate catastrophe or societal collapse) leads individuals and institutions to treat it as impossible rather than improbable. It’s not denial of evidence, but a psychological surrender to the unthinkable. By dismissing the event as "not happening," the mind avoids the paralyzing burden of preparing for it. This fallacy confuses statistical low-probability with metaphysical impossibility, often reinforced by the fact that truly systemic disasters have no recent local precedent, making them feel like science fiction instead of pending history.
Example: A coastal city council rejects funding for a massive seawall upgrade because "a storm that powerful has never hit us here." This is the Not Happening Fallacy. They are not denying climate science; they are treating a historically unprecedented, high-impact hurricane—now more likely due to warming oceans—as a mythic event, opting for cognitive comfort over costly, disruptive preparation.
by Nammugal February 5, 2026
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