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The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.
That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!
by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020
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Cowboy's handshake

A game in which you grip the other person's hand as hard as possible in the form of a handshake. Whoever loses grip first will get their hand crushed, after which the winner loosens their grip. (Play at your own risk)
I did a cowboy's handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
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Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.
I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.
by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021
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motorboat handshake

When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.
I went to shake my bro’s hand and our babes hugged in between for a awesome motorboat handshake.
by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021
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Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.
Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye
by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021
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