Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.

Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake

by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022

Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.

Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding

“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”

by Anonчмous February 5, 2025

Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.

Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!

by Ephayes May 5, 2015

The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce

Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night

by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022