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halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."
by RunningWolf January 17, 2015
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Halo 4

Dude 1: Wow, my mom got me Halo 4!

Dude 2: Oh, you mean Call of Duty?
by ricki darksosi November 24, 2020
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Halo 2

The hit sequel to halo: combat evolved released in 2004.
There are a few modes in Halo 2, including a story and multiplayer.
The story follows this green space turbo virgin called master chief and this dinosaur alien fucker called the arbiter. Basically they're on opposite sides of the human-covenant war.
Next up is the multiplayer. Instead of a magnum meta, the go to weapon in Halo 2 is the Battle Rifle (BR55). Fires 3 round bursts and kills in 4 bursts to the head. Unlike Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3, the bullets in this game are hitscan instead of projectile. That means wherever you are, as long as the crosshair is over the target, it'll hit.

It is also objectively the best halo game
"Ey bro wanna play some halo 2?"
"I'm down"
by AntiCaesar October 10, 2019
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Halo Hocico

A pseudonym used for a population control war-weapon made in the early 90's.
"Do you remember the disease that Halo Hocico brought to America?"
by Lady Crowe February 3, 2010
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halo scrape

A halo scrape is when a guy has sex with a woman and then uses his penis like a paintbrush and the cum like paint and paints around the woman's anus. The guy then has anal sex with the woman and uses the cum like paint and paints around the woman's vagina. He then licks the cum off of both the anus and the vagina.
Have you every done a halo scrape?
by NewmanLove September 27, 2015
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shit halo

When a guy goes bald but still has a circle of scraggly hair around the crown of his head
Wow look at Sean, he has acquired quite the shit halo since college.
by Trizzzle June 8, 2016
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coke and fries halo

Back in 2007 you go to burger king and get a coke and fries halo. This was to market halo 3 which was set to release later that year. In this promotion they put halo on coca cola and fries featuring master chief and the release date of halo 3. Becuase of this, we have come and fries halo
Person from 2007 1: have you heard of coke and fries halo?
Person from 2007 2: isn't that to market halo 3, which is set to release later this year?
by Super pixel September 8, 2024
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