cut her meat

A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.

1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!

2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.

3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

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alabama slam-her

Having Sex with a distant cousin

"Dude i had sex with tina" "Man shes your cousin you alabama slam-her!"

by Levi K February 05, 2007

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SCOOCH HER UP

TO SCOOCH A WOMAN UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG HER

TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE BAR I'M GONNA SCOOCH HER UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG THE HER!!

by VINNY TUFANO December 28, 2008

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smash her guts

Dirty rough pounding of the female genitals by an extremely large penis during coitus

Damn yo that hotty is gonna let me smash her guts.

by startronix July 19, 2015

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Munch on her waffle

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

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2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.

While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.

by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009

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