Crab Hammer

The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.

Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!

by Ultad January 13, 2008

hebrew hammer

another word for a penis

Look at Jacob's huge hebrew hammer!!!

by Jacob M. October 9, 2006

sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007

Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.

I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.

by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009

thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005

Purple Hammer

When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.

"I got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school."

by B-MasterCock December 20, 2010

blacksmiths hammer

a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!

girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...

by babybelle December 24, 2009