National Grab Ass Day

Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻

Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.

by Ew.... May 18, 2021

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

Grab ass day

Nation grab ass day

So you can go grab any girl/guy/Humans Ass
Make sure you get a big one

Boy: guess what day it is

Girl: idk what day is it?
Boy: grab ass day! That means I can grab your ass whenever and you not get mad
Girl: do what ever Idc

by YourMomaIsAQueen December 9, 2019

Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.

“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”

by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023

International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

National grab ass day

Doesn't matter for today just be prepared to have your ass grabbed

"Just grab her ass its national grab ass day."

by Kinglopez24 April 11, 2019

Grab pussy day

Taken or not.... grab pussy day lands on August 13

Boy:what is today?
Girl:oh lord it it grab pussy day

by Grandad grandma August 11, 2019