butt goblin 

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.

Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"

butt goblin by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010

Crotch Goblin 

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.

“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

Crotch Goblin by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022

Green Goblin Hunting 

Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.

Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,

Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people

How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.

yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades

Green Goblin Hunting by Joel Bishop January 16, 2007

cunt goblin 

a goblin of the cunt

you're all a bunch of cunt goblins!!!!!!!

cunt goblin by John A. Mcdon May 2, 2007

ass goblin 

see: mike pragnell

aaa! its mike!!

ass goblin by nick May 19, 2004

nob goblin 

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

nob goblin by Eljato October 24, 2008

Ass goblin 

One who is a goblin and lives in an ass.

You, my good fellow, are an assgoblin

Ass goblin by CANDON! October 19, 2004