butt goblin

Any person who performs a surprise ass attack on another, using multiple strong upward punching motions; Man or women who uppercuts anothers behind until bruised and battered, making sure to make goblin, troll or hobbit like noises during the attack.

Anthony: Cover your butt when going up the escalator, Damian is behind you.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.

by The Tom Connors March 8, 2007

Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

goblin attack force

1. Goblin Attack Force earth(warrior/effect) When this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. This position cannot be changed during your next turn. atk/2300 def/0
2. gaf

I want a goblin attack force!

by ham_sandwich August 4, 2003

Goblin

a goblin is a person usually a G whos strapped to take out the GOON thats tryin to murk you.

nigga my goblin just murked ur goon!

by ghostface420 September 26, 2008

green goblin

A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man

You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!"
dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!"
you: wtf!

by shneeky shnake August 20, 2009

Goblin

A joint laced with DMT. Infamous because of the harsh texture of the smoke, and the difficulty in smoking it.

"I smoked some DMT in a Goblin one time, I didn't even trip because I couldn't even get enough of the smoke."

by flypastmortals October 19, 2011

mind goblin

mind goblin deez nuts

hey Mikey do you know what the mind goblin is?
no what is it?

mind goblin deez nuts

by herb34 March 7, 2022