an emo geek is an emo person who dedicates all of their time into emo fashion, and emo band history, fun facts, and band members. they spend more time researching a band members childhood than they do on their own homework, they dont have many friends besides other emos, and theyre constantly listening to music. emo geeks try to talk about emo stuff allllllllllllllllllllllllll the time, especially with non emo ppl, but they dont call themself emo (or a geek, obviously) because thats #fakealt /SATIRE
do you see ____ over there? he/she/they're an emo geek, dont start a conversation with them or they'll never shut up about "petekey" and they'll try to force you to listen to the used.
by pansyprep January 6, 2022
Get the emo geekmug. Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?
Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!
Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!
by broc119 April 25, 2010
Get the geek woundmug. A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
*This Version* Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
*This Version* Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 27, 2021
Get the Super-Geekmug. by holdonimwipingmybutt September 16, 2019
Get the geekedmug. by Slup the purp December 6, 2023
Get the CT Geekmug. by Mr Dawg12 March 5, 2024
Get the Geekingmug. Emeka.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
by DCF giggler August 15, 2011
Get the bird geekmug.