An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
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Get the Red goggles mug.When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.
Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
by themememanwashere February 24, 2018
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"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
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