When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022
Get the Shartmug. being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022
Get the National shart on your crush daymug. The action in which someone releases a wet and soppy fart from their butthole that contains excrement.
by O0O0O0 January 30, 2021
Get the Shartmug. hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one
by anonymous March 25, 2022
Get the shartmug. by camila!! October 28, 2021
Get the shartmug. when you mean to fart but you push so hard that you accidentally shit
word is a combination of “shit” and “fart”
word is a combination of “shit” and “fart”
by lil sharty January 29, 2021
Get the shartmug.