Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

Flying Man

When weather/flying conditions aren't good and therefore exiting the house is out of the question.

'Jeez look outside Eric........I guess flying man won't be going anywhere today then!'

by sineadgalway December 7, 2009

flying peach

when getting a lap dance from a stripper and she puts her head between the guy's legs then rolls herself upside down with her legs apart and her vag in the guys face.

She got a 20 dollar tip for giving the guy a flying peach..

by mole9863673 May 10, 2010

Flying Rhino Shit

The act of taking such a huge shit in the toilet that people often refer to it as a flying rhino.

man I just finished taking a flying rhino shit and now my ass is bleeding all over the place

by Susitende November 27, 2011

flying crocodilio

A flying crocodilio is a much more ferocious version of the already extremely dangerous Crocodilio. They are still part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen, but they are also many other breeds of animals. They are native to Latrobe and can be seen pretty much anywhere around there. They tend to stick to the skies until about after midnight when they descend to the ground to look for prey. During the winter months when the crocodilioses hibernate deep underwater in special sacks to protect them from the cold, the flying crocodilio flys to Australia, where it steals the DNA of the inhabitants there to make itself stronger. In the 2011 year, they have grown longer, more powerful jaws, and their wing span has increased from 6ft to about 12ft. Be warned, if you see a flying crocodilio, get some cover ASAP and hope for the best."

Oh shit dude! It's a flying crocodilio! Run away while you still can!

by Black MacGyver June 29, 2011

Flying V

A hypothetical badge of honour awarded to a guy who's taken a girl's virginity. Only works AFTER a certain age

Dude 1 - "I hope you earned your flying V with that chick last night"

Dude 2 - "Totally!!"

Dude 3 - "Dude...not cool...she's like 15"

Dude 1+2 - "Ohhhhh..."

by Awesomnialistic October 10, 2011

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015