The worst thing to come out of Japan since anime itself. The stories and gameplay are basically the same for every game:
Some evil force is out to either take over the world, or end all existence as we know it. So it's up to you to gather a group of people in order to combat this great evil. But there's one problem: you're not strong enough. So how do you get strong enough? You gain experience. How do you gain experience? You run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to collect enough experience points to "level up". And if your ever short on money and you don't have enough to buy the equipment you need, the answer is simple: run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to loot their corpses of any gil or items they may possess. Do this for about fifteen hours and you should be all set.
What a bunch of bullshit!
Some evil force is out to either take over the world, or end all existence as we know it. So it's up to you to gather a group of people in order to combat this great evil. But there's one problem: you're not strong enough. So how do you get strong enough? You gain experience. How do you gain experience? You run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to collect enough experience points to "level up". And if your ever short on money and you don't have enough to buy the equipment you need, the answer is simple: run around the world dozens of times engaging in "random battles" and kill the monsters in order to loot their corpses of any gil or items they may possess. Do this for about fifteen hours and you should be all set.
What a bunch of bullshit!
Guy 1: I'm bored. Wanna go play Final Fantasy?
Guy 2: Nah. I'd rather do something more productive, like masturbate to cartoon porn.
Guy 2: Nah. I'd rather do something more productive, like masturbate to cartoon porn.
by Skorch9784 December 28, 2007
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Get the Fenja mug.A game that get's so freakin' easy after Atma (You get stuff like Ultima,Genji Glove,Offering,Illumina,Atma Weapon,etc,can you make the game easier?!).
But I gotta say it KICKS ASS. And it has the best villain ever,Kefka! Mog pwnz too.
This game proves that easy cheeziness can still be incredibly AWESOME.
But I gotta say it KICKS ASS. And it has the best villain ever,Kefka! Mog pwnz too.
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by 0niTTRay October 14, 2003
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Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011
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by Jables246 September 19, 2009
Get the The Final Countdown mug.I would call it Final Fantasy XII Lite, but even that label would be far too generous. A complete regression in terms of gameplay design - (no more seamless battle transition with enemies on the field, a dumbed down less in-depth AI system and less control over the party than ever before) - is not something you often see in any gaming series, although Final Fantasy has never been particularly consistent in its quality. Even so, it is as if Square Enix are trying to drag the series down to the bottom of the JRPG barrel. I understand Dragon Quest was getting lonely down there, but this is just embarrassing.
Final Fantasy XIII fanboy: ZOMG its gonna be the best RPG EVAR.
Rational Final Fantasy Fan: What, because it is a complete backstep compared to XII? Or because the visuals are completely underwhelming? Or because the voice acting from the trailers actually sounds atrocious?
Rational Final Fantasy Fan: What, because it is a complete backstep compared to XII? Or because the visuals are completely underwhelming? Or because the voice acting from the trailers actually sounds atrocious?
by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009
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