Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

Track and Field

A sport in which both mental and physical health. It drains you. Events consisting of short distance - long distance. And long jump, high jump, javelin, shotput, and discus. Javelin is basically asking for death because you are throwing a long sharp stick into the ground possibly causing impaltion. You can break your legs running because they will become so jiggle they will fall off.

I have to go to track and field now.

by Skittles194 April 16, 2019

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields

Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

by Affordable_genius October 17, 2019

Dirty Fender

An Act Similar To The Dirty Sanchez Yet Instead Of Using The Penis, One Uses His Own Finger And Either Rubs It Under His Nose GIving Himself A Poo Mustache.

Billy Gave Himself The Dirty Fender.

by R 2 The G May 24, 2007

field trip

noun
When an officer on the battlefield gets wounded, and they give him so much drugs, that hes trippin balls.

Sgt. Johnson went on a field trip after he got shot in Vietnam.

by Halo 2 Killa April 9, 2006

fiendfinder

FEEND-FIND-er: n; a large, fragrant cloud of cigarette smoke exhaled into an entry way by someone who is has just smocrastinated. The cloud is normally signifigant enough to cause any smoker inside the building to want a cigarette, hence its locating ability. See also Smocrastinate.

I caught a whiff of a fiendfinder about ten o'clock and it's been driving me nuts ever since. I can't wait for lunch so I can go outside.

by Nathan G. Baldwin July 21, 2008

Fiendshadow

A fiendshadow is a deviant and will often engage in sexual intercourse with people, especially its teachers, i.e its driving instructor. When it cannot engage in sexual intercourse, it watches copious amounts of Japanese porn (hentai).

Fucka Fiend (short for fiendshadow in many cases), he fucked my driving instructor Ira!

by CowCentralTootToot September 22, 2018