National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

big titty facts

When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’

“Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”

by horse_girl03 April 15, 2023

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron
twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 3, 2023

high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Divya punani farts

When a lady who's name is Divya queefs in xaviers face in the dojo while fighting and xavier inhales it and becomes paralyzed by the scent and begs for more. Commonly shortened to "DPF"

butterball: how was the divya punani farts xavier?
Xavier: SO good i want your queef too

by penisfart73 January 2, 2025

Theory of Constructed Facts

The idea that even raw facts are not simply discovered, but are shaped by the theories, tools, and questions that produce them. A fact is a carefully carved slice of reality, and the carving tools are our interests, technologies, and linguistic categories. The fact "the patient has a fever of 102°F" is constructed by the concept of "fever," the Fahrenheit scale, and the reliability of the thermometer. Change any of those, and you get a different fact. Facts are theory-laden.

Example: "The archaeologist explained the Theory of Constructed Facts: 'We say we 'found' a ceremonial dagger. But that fact was constructed the moment we decided to call it a 'dagger' and not 'scrap metal,' and 'ceremonial' instead of 'utilitarian.' The dirt gave us an object; we gave it a story that became a fact in our textbook.'"

by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026