sand up her fanny 

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch

"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."

sand up her fanny by the ud master May 3, 2009

don't get your fanny in a twanny 

Don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist . Particularly used when someone is over stimulated by a piece of information or occurence . Can be used to express the girliness of a male. Don't get a boner don't get your twat in a knot

Katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber?
Nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny I used protection !

Jose: boo hoo I'm so sad my wife has gone on holiday for 6 weeks I'm so lonely
Ang: don't get your fanny in a twanny you big girl ! Lets go out and get some sluts

don't get your fanny in a twanny by crystal1 June 11, 2013

Bucket Fanny 

very large femine organ

like throwing a sausage down a hallway

Bucket Fanny by Kyll-Xavier May 12, 2003

foostie fanny 

the fungus which surrounds the female vaginal area causing it to smell.

iza has a foostie fanny

foostie fanny by Iza & Ingrid August 13, 2006

afro fanny 

When a woman who hasnt trimmed her lady garden since puberty, and when she drops down her knickers an afro appears around her pussy.It usually takes an hour to wade through all the hair to find her pussy.

Hey hunni isnt it about time to trim your lady garden i mean when i took of your knickers last night it was like looking at a blackman with and afro from the 70's.not good having an afro fanny!!

afro fanny by spunk chops March 17, 2009

kebab fanny 

a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab

Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny

Steve: What's a kebab fanny?

Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab

kebab fanny by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013

sweet fanny adams 

Fanny Adams, bless her sole was found raped and dead under a hedgerow in England in the 19th century.
Now used as a term when refering to a person not having much, not holding a lot.

When he showed his poker hand he had 'sweet Fanny all'.

sweet fanny adams by Trevor Stapp September 9, 2005