Ava Florida

The most BEAUTIFUL gurl. You MUST give her plenty of gifts and money, she deserves it. She’s probably best friends with gurls that are also STUNNING. She is a DIVA and is kinda a big back, but still body goals! If you know an Ava Florida, hug her rn!

a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?

by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025

Leesburg Florida

A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example

“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”

“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”

“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”

Welcome to Leesburg Florida

by Ax1459 April 2, 2025

The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree September 6, 2013

Driving to florida

Code for word for dtf.

David: Bruh are driving to florida with her
Jaiah: yeah bro were gunna do Iit so hard

by jack11 January 1, 2016

driving to florida

Code for dtf

Gavin: bruh is she driving to florida with you
aidan: yeah bro were gunna do it so hard

by jack11 January 1, 2016

wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.

Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that

by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016