Sesquicentenni-Fail

When one fails 150 times in a row with no presence of Win to be found.

GuyA: Wow man you suck!
GuyB: Seriously you're like 3 attempts away from your Sesquicentenni-Fail.
GuyC:*sobbing* I'm TrYiNg My BeSt!!

by Cave-Guru February 28, 2009

Epic Fail

To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.

Guy: I just drove my car into a house!

Me: Why?

Guy: I was studieing the house.

Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...

by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 9, 2009

epically-fail

To fail at epic proportions.

"Dude, you like epically-fail at life....dude...."

by Jules&Jess October 11, 2009

LOL Fail

When a person has nothing better to say on msn or through text messaging so ends up repetitively using the world "LOL".

Suzy says:
HAHA
Josh says:
LOL
Suzy says:
hehe
Josh says:
LOL
lol
damn... LOL Fail

by Jimmy980 January 24, 2010

Facebooty Fail

When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile

just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later

by Twinker the Scout June 5, 2010

Epic Fail

When a fail is such a great fail that is it epic.

Dude, I went Christmas tree shopping and I accidentally made a tree fall and all of them came down like dominos.

Epic fail, man.

by Awesomepunk95 December 23, 2010

Fail Whale

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009