fwap

To hit someone upside the head with your hand unless otherwise specified.

Netspeak

see thwap

Jeez, that guy was such a moron. *fwaps him*

Erg! She makes me so mad!! *fwaps her w/ a brick*

by Nonya Beezwax June 28, 2004

FWA

Stands for Fat Women Addiction. This type of illness is an entirely psycological disorder which is vicious and relentless in its attack on the human psyche. Symptons include the continous need to pursue and copulate with Fat women. Although this illness can condem the victim to a life of misery 70% of cases are treatable and in rare circumstances cureable. Only one registered F.W.A clinic exists although many underground surgeries exist around the world (treatment on the black market by non registered F.W.A clinics is highly dangerous with some patients not only nearly dying but also moving on to the next stage of F.W.A, F.T.A. This stands for Fat Troll Addiction and in 100% of cases will lead to irreversable brain damage and eventually death)The F.W.A clinic based in Ipswich, England produces a handy leaflet which lists means of preventing a bout of F.W.A in potential victims. The most successful of these is avoiding all alcoholic substances and avoiding local weight watcher habitats.

Doctor: "Take one pill twice a day and avoid all alcoholic consumption and hopefull your F.W.A will clear up in no time"
Patient: "Thank god"

by pillga February 2, 2005

FWDs

fucking Wisconsin d-bags.

you guys are stupid FIBs(fucking illinois bastards/bitches)" "NO YOU GUYS ARE STUPID FWDs!

by The coolest person alive x1213 August 20, 2010

FwOB

Acronym for Friends with Online Benefits. It's like Friends with Benefits, but pussier.

FwOB
Friends with Benefits

by Supuhstar September 25, 2010

fwpb

friend with partial benefits: someone you have a physical relationship with, but do not go all the way with. 1st and 2nd base are fine, 3rd base on special occasions.

I'd really like to bang my fwpb so I'm bringing the tequila tonight.

by thatdougguy October 29, 2010

fwy

something said by coach jackson that makes everyone laugh really hard. it is actually his way of saying the common question word "why", but his southern accent makes it sound nore like "fwy"

1. "n-n-now f-f-fwy would you ask another question about cowl and oiwl, Mishter Du-vall?"

2. "mishter Poowl, maybe you would like to write a ten-page paper on "fwy"!"

3. "now mishter shilumbach, fwy are the gee-kos and chumeelions playing the gee-tar over yonder on mount krakatoo?"

by <blank> March 27, 2005

Fwend

A very close friendship/relationship, that can be with more than one person. This is a male only tradition and 'fwends' can only be other males. Being a 'fwend' usually involves lots of cuddles and love. However doing this is not seen to be queer or gay as people can see you are just 'fwends'.

Example: Male: Hug me 'fwend'

Other Male: Cuddles for a 'fwend'

Passer by: are they gay?

Man of wisdom: No they are just 'fwends'

by icanttellyouthatsorry January 27, 2011