frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

frosted fake

when not only photos of some one else on the internet, there also photoshoped.

newfag: IMMA GET PICS WERE NO ONE KNOWS SAUCE

cyber police: YOUS A FROSTED FAKE >:O

by GuyNamedTony November 30, 2010

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

Frosted doughnut

Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.

Sally is a freaky drug addict. She was begging me to give her a frosted doughnut.

by Dickbreath1969 April 9, 2017

homemade frosting

Seman

After we fucked, I gave her some homemade frosting.

by Fhh go jrhg April 28, 2022

Jack Frosting

Putting an icicle in your mouth, and shoving it inside someone’s ear. Provides sexual tension and helps build strong friendships.

“OMG I can’t believe his mom caught him Jack Frosting Lauren!”

by GreatBarrierReif November 24, 2020

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023