French gymnast

When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.
Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!
by Mauicruiser August 07, 2016
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French Fashion

A French Fashion is a derivation of the common drink, the old fashion, but modified with a splash (anywhere from a half-shot to a full-shot) of the French red-and-black raspberry liquor Chambord.
I went to the bar and ordered a French Fashion instead of the more typical Old Fashion.
by LuckVampire October 01, 2023
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French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.
Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!
by Bandaid pusher August 08, 2020
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French uptempo

You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.
Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 03, 2022
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French lily

A piece of toilet paper discarded after a person relieves themselves in nature.
What's that on the long grass?

Oh gross it's a French lily!
by Hevhevskiii June 08, 2019
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the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.
Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.
by Candy Dots November 17, 2013
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french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume
She smells like a French horse
by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016
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