Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021

Father

Father man is man that is born and made father of child

Father is my friends dad

by FatherDudeMan43 November 8, 2020

Father Brown

When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner pulled a "Father Brown" for his side of the story for his wife's death.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020

Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

father/daddy distinction

The distinction where the word "father" is primarily used in textbooks while "Daddy" in movies. This distinction has first existed in the 2025 Indonesian movie "Panggil Aku Ayah" (meaning "Call Me Father"), which is an adaptation of the 2020 Korean movie "Pawn".

In the classroom, we learned about the father/daddy distinction, and it was hilarious to see how the same character was referred to differently in the movie!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Father, I crave cheddar

The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.

friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"

by a student 2 September 30, 2022

A Father

What’s a father? I don’t know what one is.

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …

by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022