energycrossed

Getting crossfaded while on energy drinks.

Dam! That energycrossed fool is all over the place!

by megamorphg April 22, 2009

energy crisis

An energy crisis is the noticeable price increase of energy resources. It usually refers to the shortage of oil. It can also refer to a shortage of electricity or other natural resources.

Barack Obama is working with the E.E.R.E. to help soften the blow of the energy crisis.

-or-

More terrifying that terrorists: the energy crisis.

by BeckerBoy87 April 22, 2009

energy leech

Anyone over fifty that likes to be near young people simply to draw off their youthful energy.

Captain McCloskey that same old guy has been walking around the playground for over an hour now; should I ask him a few questions? No, he's harmless corporal, just an energy leech.

by corker January 30, 2010

energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.

Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.

by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

Energy drink

A drink meant for adults that is typically consumed by people under 14 cuz they think it maked them loom cool or think they will go hyper but they're still mommy's boys'

Ben: omg dude we look so cool holding this energy drink can

John: i know man im gonna go hyper

30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink

by Energy drink addict February 3, 2017