Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

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Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

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Ely

long chin hoe

look it’s ely santiago

by i don’t miss you hoe October 9, 2025

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The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.

He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.

I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible

Love u

"Eli is so hot im a SIMP lol XD"

by ???-- November 3, 2021

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No Eli

A proper term to use when someone says something very inappropriate or towards little girls

“Yo she kinda bad, but she 10– No eli”
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)

by Midnightthinker17 March 23, 2025

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