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edward ford

a guy who brings a new word to greatness
wonderfull that is one word that can describe him
by loplop February 9, 2005
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Edward Cullen

1.A whiny 108 years old virgin who don't have a life, and had a habit of stalking people in their sleep
2.Character from Twilight
Teen #1:OMG,Edward Cullen is SOOOOO HOTT!!!!!
Teen #2:Since when did a loser became hot?
by *Lexxi* April 19, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A homosexual annoying sparkling vampire from the lamest vampire series EVER!
Edward Cullen is the most stupidest vampire ever!
by mmmtttt April 28, 2010
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Edward

A pure, innocent, little boy that was a mistake. His mother was drunk when she made him. She doesn’t even know who the father is. She just blames alcohol and her libido. The resemblance between them is uncanny which is why some people think he’s a girl. His mother didn’t even name him, so people just call him Edward for some unknown reason. He grew up alone on the streets until a wizard turned him into a balloon.

Five years later, he saw his mother at a birthday party and approached her. However, his mother didn’t recognize him, so she ignored him. Because of that incident, he started haunting her and still haunts her until this day.
My advice is don’t abandon your child because they will turn into a balloon someday and start haunting you. Nobody knows if the mother was just hallucinating of her son. Some people just think that she felt guilty, so she just imagined the whole story.

If you don’t want that to happen to you just take care of your children and don’t abandon them. Your child may not turn into a balloon, but he will haunt you forever because you will feel guilty. Who knows, maybe he will actually turn into an object and really haunt you.
Edward was a mistake
by SomepersonthatknewEdward November 1, 2017
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Edoardo

the act of inspecting fraudulent transaction and reporting it to the authorities
We´ve been Edoardoed!
by Edoreloaded February 7, 2010
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James-Edward

when two people are passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with the other person.
Person 1: hey wanna go home
Person 2: Ye how about some James-Edward
Person 1: oh hell ye what about at midnight
Person 2: you got it
by @cammashely May 25, 2013
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Edward Cullen

A fairy, it is obvious, and he is lacking in all vampristic features. Find something that is very vampire about Edward...
Edward Cullen lives in the forest, is mythical, is super white, doesn't eat people, sparkles, was a virgin for 108 years, and creeps on younger people
by Chislett October 25, 2010
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