Drunk Drawer 

A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.

I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.

Drunk Drawer by Gagz88 January 19, 2023

drunk as andy

See as drunk as andy or as jumpy as andy.

I was as drunk as andy last night

drunk as andy by elemental53 February 7, 2023

Drunk G 

A man or woman that can chug, lift, & conquer the world.

I want to be just like Drunk G when i grow up!

Drunk G by Drunk Gorilla February 13, 2023

Drunk Crasher

People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains

" Hand me my Keys "

" but your drunk "

" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "

" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "

Drunk Crasher by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023

Drunk Oligarch Syndrome 

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.

“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”

Drunk Oligarch Syndrome by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023

Drunk Land Whale 

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

Drunk Land Whale by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Drunk Land Whale 

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

Drunk Land Whale by Logan0787 April 9, 2023