Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.
That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag
That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up
That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up
by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017
Get the douchebagmug. A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024
Get the Douchebagmug. Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here
by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021
Get the Double douchebagmug. John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015
Get the Douchebagmug. A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI
by Bpit4 May 31, 2024
Get the Douchebagmug. The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
Get the Californian douchebagmug.