devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.

Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.

by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016

devil’s portion

Two-thirds of anything

How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

Devil Sticks

Tampons!!

I had to use a devil sticks, in order to go swimming.

by Plump19 July 7, 2020

devils washbowl

When you cum in a girls mouth then give her a Carolina reaper and she uses those two as mouthwash

“Damn did you really give her the devils washbowl?” “Yeah she’s still recovering”

by I HAVE NO LIFE AND WANT TO DIE May 16, 2021

Devil's pie

The mixture of urine, poop and ejaculate in your toilet bowl.

Rob's been in the can for quite a while. Think he's making a Devil's pie right now on my grandparents toilet?

by goodlooking456 May 11, 2022

Devil Juice

When a woman has very seductive energy and can draw any man in to her grasp. A woman who can sexually possess any man with her sexual capabilities , and make them go crazy for her. A woman who fucks but doesn’t get fucked… A woman who is amazing in bed…

When the kitty is so good, you fuck around and make him fall in love with it.

That my friends is called Devil Juice.

If you got those qualities, and can make any many you choose to feel like that… If you allow it of course. The you got Devil juice.

Riley: My date last night was amazing!

Su: Yes, what happened?

Riley: Well, he got some kitty…Then he made me breakfast in the morning and lunch, ran me a bath, gave me a massage..
Su: Your joking, after one date? He’s on you like that?

Riley: Yup, he’s on his way now to pick me up for date number 2!

Su: Haha oh shit, he’s fucked now, you infected him with your devil juice !

by Waxing Gibbous February 18, 2022

Devil's Garden

to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.

"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)

by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011