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Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD)

The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.
Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.
by Rhoot July 9, 2010
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Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.
-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."
by Az Lee August 6, 2021
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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010
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A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.
by MSLLH November 20, 2019
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dazai pegger disorder

A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.
“I jerked off to Dazai r34 for 13 hours straight”

“I think you might have…dazai pegger disorder…”
by Pookie_bead05 November 2, 2023
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An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).
-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.
by nightvbluez April 29, 2024
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Backstabbing Disorder

The instance of which a person constantly gains peoples trust just to backstab them. This disorder cannot be controlled
Jay: yeah sorry I fucked your FC
Bry: OMG!!! DO YOU HAVE BACKSTABBING DISORDER OR SMTH!?!?!!
by Queen Kai January 3, 2023
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