Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

Addison Boaler Disease

A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome

Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?

by TheSpecialSpiderMan May 21, 2020

Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020

Dumb Deb Disease

Not a Debbie Downer, just a really dumb Deb. Also not someone named Debbie. Someone so dumb, they don't even know they have the disease. This pandemic has been sweeping across the nation and there is no known cure.

My dumb friend Doris definitely has Dumb Deb Disease.
Do you know Donna? I heard her family just used a whole case of Dumb Deb Disinfectant!

by Dr. Debbie Davidson April 30, 2020

Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.

Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."

by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.

"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"

by harry dixon III December 16, 2020