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black and decker fanboy

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....
1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........
by beefmaster (josh) August 24, 2011
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deckslap

Resulting from innocent interpretation of "d*ckslap", deckslap is a variation of the dickslap, invented by the members of I-PR. While the physical action of deckslapping is yet to be defined, it remains an action used by one to express a wide variety of emotions and sensations. These include: gratitude, appreciation, degradation and love.
In addition, the deckslap can be used as a form of punishment or reward, highlighting ones status and to emphasise anothers tomfoolery.
"She was being an idiot, so I deckslapped her"
"You what?"
"Oh dont worry, she liked it."
by I-PR [A.L] December 4, 2004
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lower decking

the opposite of upper decking

to drop a deuce in someones fountain, were the pump is in the bottom, so that it recirculates shit water
Dude, tonight we're lower decking that taint block next door!
by MSTNG45 May 18, 2007
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1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.
1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker
by Korsyn01 May 20, 2009
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Decked

To record a TV program on a digital device.

short for 'Digital Echo'.

A replacement of the word 'Taped' which is going out of usage due to tape itself becoming extinct.
"did you watch the Olympic Opening ceremony last night?"

"No, but i Decked it."
by Neil N Guy August 8, 2012
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Double Decker

The act of merging a buffalo pizza slice with a bbq pizza slice
Man did you see solow take down that double decker.
by Adam Smirti June 7, 2007
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upper decker

When you have a massive deuce that must come out when your at a big party. You remove the top lid to the toilet, and release all the poo into it. When done, put the lid back on, and walk out like nothing happened.
I just put an upper decker in her toilet, HAHA!

There gonna be lookin for that upper decker for weeks,HAHA!
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