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Kory Crush

What people should say using the third person terminology when they are just about to hit somebody in the arm while playing that game where you make a circle with your fingers below your waist and get to hit anyone who looks.
(Haha) You looked you fucker. Poka-naka-pee sign Kory Crush! (Punch Willy in the stupid arm)
by KoryCrush! March 24, 2010
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Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.
I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.
by simmadana February 28, 2011
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Instrument Crush

When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.
Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.
by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012
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bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.
by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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Calorie Crusade

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.
Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.
by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016
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sexual crush

a sexual crush is a thought in which you have sexual fantasies about a person you like
i have a sexual crush on ben kasner
by ctyugiugugufyy January 7, 2017
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Pity Crush

A crush you have when you hear about something bad for a person, and you start to develop feelings because you feel bad and care about them.
“You just have a pity crush on Jake because you heard about his dad”
by Galaxyzone22604 May 24, 2018
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