Funny Cunt

Someone who is comical or makes others laugh.

Bill: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
Ted: Haha you're a funny cunt!

by killajr July 5, 2011

cunt hoes and rodeos

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it

1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it

by RAGMAN April 5, 2004

cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.

that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!

by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010

Cunt

An insult OR a slang name for a part of a vagina.

1) Lucy Bell-Young is a cunt.
2) I liked her cunt.

by Gore Gore Gadget Gore June 29, 2009

cunt busted

to kick or punch in the cunt

Uma Thurman cunt busted that bitch in that movie "Kill Bill"

by Thomas Watts July 4, 2006

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

dumb cunt

A person who makes basic errors and is easily confused or very gullible, and is usually a rescidivist in doing so.

1. "Wendell lost his new phone, again."

"What a dumb cunt"

2. "John Howard married Peter Costello and both will now share the Prime Ministership of Australia"

"Really?"

"You dumb cunt"

by Zinedine July 31, 2006