Curl

1. Someone who is thoroughly convinced that he/she is a man (or pirate) or possesses male-like qualities, often to his/her mockery.
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar

"My testosterone levels are so high. I LOVE POWER TOOLS. I'M A PIRATE."

"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"

by l o l im drowning May 9, 2010

curry slap

The morning-after effect of a particularly good hot curry. Describes the flatulent anal-slapping one experiences when breaking wind. Severe curry slap may, in extreme cases, result in rectal prolapse leaving one in need of urgent medical attention.

Dude 1: "I will never drink and eat Indian food again."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."

by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006

eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

by SDanzer April 14, 2008

Carly

a super white girl with blonde hair. wears too much makeup. funny occasionally, and clingy to guys she likes. usually like guys by the name of nick or max, or other white guy names like that.

OMG Look at that carly, she matches her t-shirt!!

by terwerver May 13, 2011

Curling

its like fucking gladiator!!!

whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.

by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009

curby

a curby, when some one gets their ass kick and told to put their mouth/ head on a curb while they have they head kicked into it. usualy by a skinhead.

"the skinheads found out he was a bonhead" dude< lets kick the sh*t outta him and curb 'em

by charlie December 2, 2004

carly coo

a sexy strippergram girl from north london, who pisses off drug dealers

'carly coo has ruined my life', boo hoo, says the drug dealer sobbing in his van

by cjkisses July 22, 2010