Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a women’s pussy and you take it out and whipe your eye and get an eye infection .
I was hooking up with this girl and noticed I had an eye infection the next day and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid.
by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019
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Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.
Crusty Elbows are gross.
by Linda ;) July 11, 2019
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crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style
Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.
by Turdburgelur January 05, 2018
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 01, 2012
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Crusty dusty Rastafarian

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed
by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021
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Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”
by Zero_G93 July 09, 2023
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crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
by Ethan Bloxham December 07, 2021
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