Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.

I gave her a crusty bellybutton

by 2oo July 13, 2021

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy December 26, 2015

Crusty Corkskrew

A dude who finishes of but dont wash

Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.

by Dickshinary69slutz January 07, 2018

Crusty Dusty Elbow

it cracks when air touches it

James crusty dusty elbow, exploded in my face when air Jackson farted on james` elbow.

by cat eat`s lion November 02, 2021