eye crumbs

The yellowish residue in the corners of your eyes when you wake up.

Guy 1: "Damn you have serious eye crumbs, did you forget to wash your face"

by Digital Aphrodite August 22, 2015

TP crumblies

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.

I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.

by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015

Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

cheeky crumpet

Tight pussy. Nice vagina

I'd love to eat that cheeky crumpet

by Zillion May 14, 2016

Chicken crumbs

The crumbs that fall from fried chicken

"I went to the KFC drive thru earlier and now my car is full of chicken crumbs "

by TheChemist1726235272 July 11, 2017

gourmet crumpet

A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.

.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.

by Oblique Geek January 12, 2018

cooch crumpets

a genital yeast infection

the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets

by hgffff March 27, 2019