mad cracker

1. insane person, psychotic
i've seen it happen before

holy shit, that's a bloody mad cracker, look at him beat the shit out of that guy with no remorse

by necro January 12, 2005

betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

crackerface

A whitebread, caucasian mofo who hangs around your shop and drinks Wired all damn day.

Hey CRACKERFACE! What the F are you doin?

*Crackerface #1 walks into room*
" Uh, yeah yeah yeah, uh uh, bish."

*Crackerface #2 says*
"Wow, your such a crackerface."

by Seth D.Bag May 1, 2008

Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

by Dutchbag July 13, 2012

Cracker

A derogatory term for any pale and/or white individual who cracks & peel from the Life-giving SUN..

LoOk @ that cracker, that cracker's about 2 peel off.

by Neo Morpheus January 19, 2015