couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

Couch troll

To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.

Jesse was up all night being a couch troll

by Couch cat February 25, 2019

Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019

Couch Creature

A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.

Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"

by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019

Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019