Skip to main content

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
mugGet the porch couch seasonmug.

good couch

A guest on a late night talk show who has a successful conversation for a live audience and broadcasted media.
Julia Robert’s gave good couch last night on Steven Colbert’s late night talk show.
by Grace Noble February 6, 2024
mugGet the good couchmug.

couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
by mercethemerciless February 9, 2010
mugGet the couch grabbermug.

couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
by Jon Z March 24, 2017
mugGet the couch beermug.

oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions
Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH
by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023
mugGet the oliver couchmug.

couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010
mugGet the couch flowermug.

couch king

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.
by Kation March 19, 2022
mugGet the couch kingmug.

Share this definition