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Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.
I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.
by judisthehudis May 1, 2018
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Cooter

A girls vagina, personally my second favorite part. boobs are first armpits are last
i love when girls post pictures of their cooter
by digwe February 6, 2018
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cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.
I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.
by HandleJ March 15, 2023
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cheesy cooter

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.
Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.
by T Gunz Holla April 24, 2006
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Poopie Cooter

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.
Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.
by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011
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The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.
Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter
by RDSII October 5, 2011
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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
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