Cookie Sex

To give chat room *cookies* to people and every one go's NOMNOMNOMNOM.

JonseyMcFly. *Cookies for all*
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex

by JonseyMcFly February 7, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

cookie

a qp or quarter pound(4 ounces) of crack cocaine.

Mr. Biggs:
"You out here sellin them dimes bitch, I'm out here sellin them cookies"

by deeze January 6, 2008

cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz August 23, 2005

woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

ginger snatch cookie

the sweet tasty giner of a red-haired hottie

Did you see the pic of Lindsey Lohan's ginger snatch cookie in the net?

Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.

by Tryky December 12, 2006

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004